Set to a heavy bass beat:
It’s a ground-dwelling lizard from the dry grassland
You can find it in the day burrowed in the sand
It’s native to Asia, you can find it in Iran
Or maybe North India or Pakistan
It’s crepuscular, it don’t come out in the day
And nighttime is not its time to play.
It’s active during twilight, that means dusk and dawn
If you can’t catch it then that means it’s gone
Underground, when it’s hot you’ll find it in its burrow
Ectothermic that’s it, can’t hold its temperature-oh
When it’s cold you can find it in semi-hibernation
Livin’ off its fat reserves, that’s a state of brumation
It eat crickets and roaches, grasshoppers and worms
It gets grosser, wait a minute, I want to confirm
About once a month it sheds its skin
Then it eats it all up from tail to chin
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It’s got a keen sense of sight, sees color in the dark
Keener smelling, keener hearing than a great white shark
The only gecko feature that makes it offbeat,
Is it isn’t all sticky on the bottom of its feet.
That’s okay, it has small nails for climbing twigs and rocks
To get away from other reptiles, mister snake and missus fox
It replaces its teeth every 90 days
It’s got a hundred of them, but not a single one stays
If it gets into trouble, it detaches its tail
It happens autonomically which means it can’t fail
The tail stays and wiggles, while it makes its getaway
So it can stay the predator and not become the prey.
But the coolest of the features that sets it apart
From its gecko brethren from the very start
Are its moving eyelids as up and down they go
A wonder of nature as smooth as my flow
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The last thing I’ll tell you is its family tree
Come on now and sing it along with me
Animalia, Chordata, Reptilia, Squamata
Lacertilia, Eublepharis, species macularius
And that my friends is the leopard gecko
When you hear its name I want to hear you echo
And tell all your friends at the Science Cafe!
All the facts you’ve heard about it right here today